I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

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27.Jan.13 1 year ago

alxmas:

rule #1 of tumblr always reblog the crater!!!!!

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daddy!! we love u!

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27.Jan.13 1 year ago

thedisreputabledog:

realrobertpattinson:

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

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27.Jan.13 1 year ago